surprisebitch:

pinklikeme:

denielsharman:

denielsharman:

UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

That satisfied dad laugh at the end

that was such a DAD joke

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martinidog:

reademmaduh:

only1600kids:

*gets penalty*
“that’s bullshit”
*watches replay*
“.. yeah okay”

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box

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eggcup:

there’s no reason a phone should cost $1,000

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mamapluto:

saltiestsaltine:

I just wanna remind my teen followers- please, never ever meet up with someone you met on the internet without bringing an adult with you, and whatever you do, DO NOT GIVE ANYONE YOUR ADDRESS FOR ANY REASON.

When I was about 12 or 13, I was talking to (who I thought was) a 13 year old girl named Cassie on DeviantArt. She still has an account to this day.

I believed Cassie, because she sent me lots of selfies of her doing different things, she sent me videos of her little brother, I even talked to her on the phone.

It turns out, Cassie was not Cassie. Cassie was Cassie’s mom.

I was talking to a woman in her late 30’s, early 40’s. She was using her daughter to catfish not just me, but other children -both male and female. It was disgusting.

I figured this out only when my dad took my phone and saw that I had been talking to this woman and did some researching for himself. Then he called the police from the area she lived in. They had recieved multiple reports of this, and apparently, since she had not had contact with a child, all they could do was take her electronic devices from her.

That was when I realized that all of those stories “Cassie” made up about being “grounded” from her stuff, was really just the police confiscating everything. At one point, she complained to me because she dropped her phone in some cereal; then, another time, she said she never had a phone in the first place. Hmmm.

I don’t know if this is the same in every state, taking away electronics when an ADULT is catfishing a CHILD (a little bit of an easy punishment if you ask me), but maybe I wasn’t told the full of it. I don’t know.

She also moved accounts multiple times (about 5 times a month), likely to avoid the police’s efforts to get her to stop. interacting. with. children.

Anyways, here’s the catch-

Cassie asked for my address multiple times.

I would post something about how I didn’t have bug juice where I lived- “Give me your address, I can send you some!!” I’m glad I had enough sense to tell her no, I don’t need you to send me anything.

But it kept going on. She kept asking me over and over.

I was lucky it stopped when it did. I’m surprised that cps never took away “Cassie”’s poor daughter and newborn son. It’s disgusting.

So what I’m trying to tell you from this story, is-

Even if you ask for a picture of them doing something completely random, and they send it to you, it could very well be their son, daughter, niece, nephew, etc.

The best thing to do is say you are meeting up in a public place, (NEVER THEIR HOUSE), and you are bringing an adult you know with you. If they’re not up for that, and they’re freaked out by the idea of you having an adult with you, that is a predatory catfish and you need to block them immediately.

also, don’t let your guard down just because they’re the same gender as you. Like. There are predators of every gender. Anybody can be a predator, so keep your guard up.

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angelgone95:

Me holding back tears : let’s get this money

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how-to-be-a-sad-bitch:
“li t e r a ll y
”

how-to-be-a-sad-bitch:

li t e r a  ll y 

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moonblossom:

geneeste:

agenderlal:

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

haha its so funny how he just harasses her at work where she’s not allowed to end the conversation

Okay. We’re going to sit down and have a talk.

I work in customer support, and 99% of my job is interacting directly with customers. In an average week, I have around 300 live chats with customers. This is just chat, this doesn’t count emails or phone support.

In the year and a half since I’ve been in my current job, I have: repeatedly been called a bitch and a cunt; been told to go fuck myself and to fuck off; been explicitly propositioned for sexual favors; I have been repeatedly harassed by at least two men who describe to me in detail the state of their genitals; have had multiple customers pretend to have medical emergencies/pretend to be dying; have heard basically every disgusting thing you can think of regarding bodily functions, and then some.

Do I enjoy those chats when I get them? No. But do you know what I really, really dread? The kinds of chats that really stress me out? It’s chats like the one in the pictures.

It’s chats in which the customers aren’t being explicitly awful. Where their harassment is mild, conversations that, on the surface, are downright pleasant. Because every time I end a chat of this nature, every time I make the decision to ban a customer from our chat service, I have to defend it. I have to go to my employer and explain to them why I think a customer acted inappropriately enough that I refused to help them potentially spend money on our service or product.

And it’s so, so hard to explain this kind of harassment, the kind of menace these chats communicate. William Holcomb up there, he doesn’t care that I’m a person, because to him I’m not. I’m not a person he’s ‘flirting’ with - I’m very far away, so far away in fact that I’m an object. I’m an easy target. He knows that as long as he isn’t too obvious, he can keep me on chat and play whatever game he came to play. He knows he has power over me that I don’t want him to have.

Now, I’m lucky. My current employer is wonderful about these kinds of situations, and gives me the latitude to act on my best judgement. But I’m still working for a company that’s trying to make a profit, and that’s in the back of my mind whenever situations like this pop up, which is not infrequently. And I haven’t always worked for companies who cared about their employees in this way. Lots of CS agents don’t either.

This is not flirting, and it isn’t funny. This is harassment, of someone who can’t really tell you to stop.

Shame on you.

Seriously, this is fucking gross.

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yahenni:

Welding shut a hot one with the girls

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magicalnachtara:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

pfannkuchendammerung:

ryugazakeys:

Y'all can gush about m night shyamalan all you want but the biggest plot twist I’ve ever witnessed is Ben stiller releasing some crusty mummy from a sarcophagus and it ending up being the fine ass Rami Malek

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Originally posted by ten1o

No, the biggest plot twist was that they actually cast an Egyptian to play an Egyptian character.

I will reblog this every time i see it

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teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
me: the bourgeoisie
teacher: what
me: what
karl marx: nice

twentyonelizards:

my boyfriend and I sometimes struggle to be on the same page when it comes to comforting- often i just want to vent and don’t need advice, whereas validation confuses him and he wants a plan of action

to counter this, we’ve come up with a system where we ask: “do you want advice, empathy, both or neither?” 

if it’s just advice, i know to go straight to action points and not spend time on fluffy words 

if it’s just empathy, he knows i want to be reassured and comforted and that’s all

if it’s both, it’s time for advice that recognises how hard the situation is and is perhaps gentler in nature

if it’s neither, just a hug is really good

i recommend trying to use this in your lives! it makes sure you’re giving and getting what you need, and reduces the risk of resentment or similar

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fireandshellamari:
“deathdaydream:
“ mykrazyuniverse:
“ magistrate-of-mediocrity:
“ deathdaydream:
“ deathdaydream:
“soappppp
”
yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it
”
oh. I thought it was a photo.
”
Damn it took me 5 minutes to...

fireandshellamari:

deathdaydream:

mykrazyuniverse:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

deathdaydream:

deathdaydream:

soappppp

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

oh. I thought it was a photo.

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

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Originally posted by smokingbomber

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huffingtonpost:

Free Dry Cleaning Offer Changes Lives Of The Unemployed

Carlos Vasquez owns First Professional Cleaners, a business that has helped thousands of people with one small act of kindness: free dry cleaning.

For the full touching story including the donations that flooded in to help pay for this free dry cleaning service go here. 

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